kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

Posted on Friday, August 01, 2014 with 511,396 notes

shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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surprisebitch:

dating tip: ask them to show you their recently used emojis so you can count your matches and see if you are compatible

Posted on Friday, August 01, 2014 with 131,251 notes

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

Posted on Friday, August 01, 2014 with 268,824 notes

nice-wig-janis:

asking your hairdresser for a trim and they cut too much:
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jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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