nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

Posted on Thursday, July 24, 2014 with 116,655 notes

weteevee:

I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.

Posted on Thursday, July 24, 2014 with 400,376 notes
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chilled:

I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

 

Posted on Thursday, July 24, 2014 with 450,031 notes
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dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

Posted on Thursday, July 24, 2014 with 478,621 notes
Posted on Wednesday, July 23, 2014 with 173,088 notes
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niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H
Posted on Wednesday, July 23, 2014 with 279,027 notes
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